Monday, 27 February 2012

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She had just won the Academy Award for best actress. But Meryl Streep was soon brought back down to earth after being shown wearing a fake moustache for a film parody shown on the Jimmy Kimmel Live post-Oscars show.
The Iron Lady star was one of a gaggle of stars who appeared in the hilarious Movie: The Movie trailer.

I moustache you a question: Meryl Streep appeared with her comedy facial fur in a spoof trailer on Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscars show
I moustache you a question: Meryl Streep appeared with her comedy facial fur in a spoof trailer on Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscars show
Another highlight of the reel was a thigh-slapping appearance by Underworld star Kate Beckinsale, who was shown in bed following a tryst with Star Wars Wookiee Chewbacca.
Dressed up in a tuxedo for his high-profile show, which was the follow-on from ABC's Oscars coverage, he was obviously very pleased with what he had up his sleeve.
After talking about how the Academy Awards remind people of the wide variety movies on offer, he said: 'The problem is you usually only get one or two genres per film.
Star lover: Kate Beckinsale certainly seemed satisfied after spending the night with wookiee Chewbacca
Star lover: Kate Beckinsale certainly seemed satisfied after spending the night with wookiee Chewbacca

Did Princess Leia make a mistake? It seems she may have chosen the wrong lover if Kate's reaction is anything to go by
Did Princess Leia make a mistake? It seems she may have chosen the wrong lover if Kate's reaction is anything to go by
'So four months ago I set out to make the biggest, most star-studded film in the history of American cinema.
'Something that packs everything moviegoers love into one spectacular motion picture event.
'And tonight my dream has been realised. Here it is our gift to you, the world premiere trailer for the greatest film ever made, Movie: The Movie.
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A love story? It seemed Jessica Alba was going to star in a old fashion romance at the start of the trailer
And a werewolf? But somehow Taylor Lautner's Twilight character ends up being thrown in the mix
And a werewolf? But somehow Taylor Lautner's Twilight character ends up being thrown in the mix
The jumbo sized nine-minute reel then proceeds at a breakneck pace, with different A-list stars appearing every few seconds.
It is billed as 'a romantically comic political action thriller drama based on the novel Push by Sapphire,' a comedic jab at Oscar nominated Precious.
And while the stream of consciousness plot made absolutely no sense, it provided an excuse to shoehorn a dazzling array of movie cliches into one tiny package.
Objectionable behaviour: For some reason Charlize Theron has a problem with a lawyer in her courtroom
Objectionable behaviour: For some reason Charlize Theron has a problem with a lawyer in her courtroom
Your are breaking my Prime Directive: Tom Hank's Robo-Lawyer is not amused at the behaviour of the judge
Your are breaking my Prime Directive: Tom Hank's Robo-Lawyer is not amused at the behaviour of the judge
Shoot up in a courtroom: The duo are packing some serious hardware and a deadly firefight soon ensues
Shoot up in a courtroom: The duo are packing some serious hardware and a deadly firefight soon ensues
It is billed as 'a romantically comic political action thriller drama based on the novel Push by Sapphire,' a jab at last year's best picture nominee Precious.
The trailer starts as a story about 'a guy, a girl, a werewolf,' before completely changing tack to a marriage between a secret agent played by Ed Norton and the Dubya star Josh Brolin's President of the United States.
It just continues to get more wacky, with literally dozens of star names on show.
Oscar winners Carlize Theron and Tom Hanks go head to head in an hilarious courtroom drama, where the former's judge ends up in a firefight with the latter's Robo-Lawyer.
Thataboy! Colin Farrell high-fives his four-legged partner after he manages to save the day using his kicking skills
Thataboy! Colin Farrell high-fives his four-legged partner after he manages to save the day using his kicking skills
Prime suspect: A manhunt may have been launched for Helen Mirren after she threw dynamite at a sea monster
Prime suspect: A manhunt may have been launched for Helen Mirren after she threw dynamite at a sea monster

Highly effective: But her use of explosives certainly seems to achieved its objective for the Oscar winner
Highly effective: But her use of explosives certainly seems to achieved its objective for the Oscar winner
One of the funnier mini-sketches pokes fun at the popularity of animals such as The Artist's Uggie this year.
It features Colin Farrel's expert bomb disposal expert cop being assisted by a sports playing dog, who boots a time bomb high into the sky over an American football goal, whee it safely explodes and saves a cheering crowd.
The climax is when a disabled Nasa scientist played by George Clooney has to save the day from Gabrielle Sidibe, who plays an evil 'black Hitler' intent on destroying the world by crashing into it on top of a meteor.
Keeping up appearances: Cameron Diaz also makes a brief cameo as she falls in love with a giant inflatable
Keeping up appearances: Cameron Diaz also makes a brief cameo as she falls in love with a giant inflatable

What's eating Matt Damon's grape: The Film Actor's Guild star was furious when told he was being cut from the film
What's eating Matt Damon's grape: The Film Actor's Guild star was furious when told he was being cut from the film

He's a jolly Goodfella: Even Hugo director Martin Scorsese was game for a laugh by appearing in the trailer
He's a jolly Goodfella: Even Hugo director Martin Scorsese was game for a laugh by appearing in the trailer
Jimmy finally puts in an appearance at this point, trying to help the Descendants star push the 'anti meteor' button that will save the day.
In between there were plenty of other celebrity cameo's, with even top flight directors JJ Abrams and Martin Scorsese proving game for a laugh.
And the host's comedy feud with Matt Damon continued as it was announced 'we are cutting from the movie' despite his appearnce as a bunch of grapes.
Matt raged: 'Are f***ing kidding me. I'll f***ing kill you Kimmel,' before storming off in disgust.
Jimmy is famed for his the big names he is able to attract for spoofs, though t6he fact he was part of Oscars night will have given him even more pull than usual.
A perfect storm? It is left to George Clooney's brilliant disabled NASA scientist to save the day from a meteor
A perfect storm? It is left to George Clooney's brilliant disabled NASA scientist to save the day from a meteor
Does it get any worse? Gabrielle Sidibe rides the meteor shouting 'once you go black Hitler, you never go back Hitler'
Does it get any worse? Gabrielle Sidibe rides the meteor shouting 'once you go black Hitler, you never go back Hitler'

Can they do it? Jimmy tries to help George push the Stop Meteor button before it is too late
Can they do it? Jimmy tries to help George push the Stop Meteor button before it is too late

 

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